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Joke of the Day
"I heard the best time travel joke tomorrow."
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"Did you know King Solomon made love to 1000 virgins but he never enjoyed great sex :-P"
"My doctor told me to stop masturbating When I asked him why he said, ""So I can examine you."""
"NOW THAT is a great looking tie! just. WOW. I mean, SHIT, that's nice! seriously, that tie is fucking PERFECT! ... I ran over your kid."
"Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper? Because Jesus saves."
"So, my Doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating... I asked ""Why?"" and she replied, ""because I'm trying to examine you!"""
"Why do women have short feet? So they can stand closer to the sink"
"What do Spiderman and I have in common? We both end up with sticky hands after using the web."
"I tried to give my girl an Eskimo kiss... but she wasn't Inuit."
"A Chicken coop has two doors, what would it be called if it had four? A Chicken Sedan"