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Joke of the Day
"A guy walks into a bar holding a dog poop... he says ""hey guys, look what I almost stepped in"""
Next Joke
"Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share."
"Hi, Can I domesticate you?"
"What do you call violence in the kitchen? Assault and pepper"
"A man is standing on club street thrusting in public. A cop taps him on the shoulder and says ""What are you doing?"". The man replied ""Fucking nothing""."
"What do you call a poster of a sexy pepper? A jalapinup"
"Sure laying me down on a ""Bed of Roses"" sounds all romantic and shit, but I much rather lay on a bed of fries and onion rings."
"What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt? Culture"
"Money is the root of all wealth."
"""You think I'm immature? Well, you know what! Our relationship is-"" *holds up imaginary walky-talky* ""Chhh-over."""