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Joke of the Day

"There's a lot of lame holocaust jokes on this thread... Anne frankly, I'm getting sick and tired of them."

"Note to self: Used VHS tapes do not make good emergency gifts, always go with stuff from the freezer."

"I still remember the first time I lied about being able to time travel. It was tomorrow."

"What do you call a cow that gives no milk? An udder failure."

"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"

"Did you hear about the fight in the bathroom? Shit went down"

"I bought my wife a new dress A really slinky number But it only works when shes going down stairs"

"Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children."

"I've just started work as a human chess piece. The money's good, I'm on knights this week."

"Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces."