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Joke of the Day

"There's a lot of lame holocaust jokes on this thread... Anne frankly, I'm getting sick and tired of them."

"Who do they bring in if the stand up comedian dies during the show? A stand in comedian"

"Did you hear the one about the old man at the doctor? Man: I can't pee, doc! Doctor: How old are you? Man: I'm 90 years old. Doctor: Oh, you've peed enough! Heard this one in a bathroom at Walmart."

"Never trust a married guys opinion of who's hot. It's like asking a starving guy what food tastes good."

"I make terrible science jokes... ...but only periodically."

"One person's trigger warning... ...is another person's spoiler alert."

"Hey, are you from Ireland? Because when I see you, my penis is Dublin"

"What do you call black men working while white men watch? Slav-The NBA"

"I'm spending the holidays with my girlfriend's family They really put the ""JESUS CHRIST!"" back in Christmas"

"Chasing the American dream... does not count as exercise."