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Joke of the Day

"*hears a man crying in a bathroom stall at work* ""Excuse me, are you okay? Because you're kinda stealing my thing"""

"My friend got a summer job in a mirror factory He said its a job he can see himself doing."

"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea told it not to."

"I love this hooker. Warts and all."

"What is the most popular game played by tornadoes? -Catch my drift"

"What do you call the father of a frog that is in the early stages of its life? *A Dadpole*"

"I work at a furniture store. My boss asked me to label and price all the new items. I said, ""Hey boss. How do you want me to label this stone armchair?"" He said, ""No man, clay chair."""

"When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's ""art"" and ""music"" , but when I do it I'm ""wasted"" and ""have to leave the Hardware Store"""

"What music does a mummy listen to? Wrap music"

"I once had some food cooked for me by a prostitute... ...it was a nice ho-made meal."