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"I love this hooker. Warts and all."
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"""This is the fourth lot of bacon to go missing this week. It can only mean one thing."" ""What's that Sarge?"" ""Someone's building a pig."""
"Dr. King Schultz wins the Oscar.. The white man profiting yet again at the expense of the black man."
"What food reduces a couple's sex life by 90%? Wedding cake"
"What do mysoginy and racism have in common? Black women."
"So I just saw the music video for Radioactive, and if you think fighting stuffed animals is weird... ...Imagine Dragons."
"What did the doctor say to the rude patient who was reluctant to get stitches from him? ""Fine, suture yourself."""
"Get all the protein you can before you die because there's no whey in Hell"
"Can you say three two-letter words that mean small? Is it in?"
"To a murderer, we're all jailbait."