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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the father of a frog that is in the early stages of its life? *A Dadpole*"
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"Why do Jewish people have big noses? Because air is free.. I'm sorry."
"A drum solo but on your face."
"Why is Jesus' body bread? Because given enough time it rises"
"What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard? Sorry you're not my type."
"Why is whacking a Donald Trump pinata a really *bad* idea? Because it's full of shit"
"I saw a guy with a belt made out of wrist watches. Thought it was a pretty cool waist of time."
"*guy looks around to see if anyone is looking* *sees the coast is clear, licks tree* And that's how they found out about maple syrup"
"I'm waiting for Twitter to be adapted into a big budget sci-fi action movie: ""In space no one can hear you tweet."""
"Tip Of the Day: You can easily avoid bruising your thigh by not staring at a female jogger and then walking into a fire hydrant."