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Joke of the Day

"When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's ""art"" and ""music"" , but when I do it I'm ""wasted"" and ""have to leave the Hardware Store"""

"Did you know that an airplane's propeller is only a big fan and is there to keep the pilot cool? Don't believe me? Turn it off, and see how much the pilot sweats!"

"Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. It's simple meth."

"My dad is ""looks for fettucini in the Ethnic Foods aisle"" years old."

"Waiting for the day when a girl finally says that I'm ""the one,"" but isn't talking to a police officer."

"What's the best thing about punching twenty one years olds? There's twenty of them."

"So my brother is dating a mermaid. Yeah, apparently their relationship's on the rocks."

"Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens? She didn't want to litter"

"I'm an over medium comedian I don't always make yolks, but when I do, they are runny"

"I hate Japanese books. They always ruin the ending."