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Joke of the Day
"What is the most popular game played by tornadoes? -Catch my drift"
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"If Pluto isn't a planet because it's too small... then do you really have a penis?"
"Drinking Remember, it isn't drinking alone when you're pregnant."
"It was my grandmas birthday yesterday... She loves giraffes so I brought her deep throat 4 on DVD"
"Poor kids at sandy hook... They wished for books but they just got magazines."
"Did you hear George R R Martin committed suicide? Yeah. I saw it coming too."
"I just noticed how high the prices were for the Adele concert So I said ""Heeeellloooooooo from the Parking loooooooooottt"""
"Treat her like a lady and she'll show you her inner slut."
"Paralegal activity. #BoringHorrorMovies"
"cop: we found your wife with a knife in her back me: that doesn't sound like her, she never kept a knife there"