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Joke of the Day

"What music does a mummy listen to? Wrap music"

"Accidentally played dad instead of dead when I encountered a bear and now it can ride a bike without training wheels."

"Whenever I use a racist stereotype, it's blown out of proportion. Just like all the Muslims in the world."

"I saw a woman with a lower back tattoo that said ""Classy"" and my brain leaked out of my ear."

"Can I get some of you to sign my Medium open letter ""Hello rude teens, I don't know what memes are but stop doing memes at me!!!""?"

"What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine? When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months."

"How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad? [deleted]"

"we should be using all the time technology frees up to expand language, not shorten it. instead of 'prolly' try 'probababably.'"

"[The mid 20s catch up] ""What are you drinking, who you seeing?"" [The midlife catchup] ""Who's your therapist, what are you taking for it?"""

"I only like brown rice not white rice. I think that makes me a ricist."