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Joke of the Day
"I take all of my relationship advice from Animal Planet."
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"Do you know what a 68 is? You blow me and I owe you one."
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"RABBIT HUSBAND: You look even better after a full day of work. I don't know how you do it, honey. RABBIT WIFE: They test cosmetics on me."
"What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls? Sparky."