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Joke of the Day

"Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was."

"Do you want some help using the Internet son? No thanks Dad I can muck it up all by myself."

"Why is the British weather like Islam? Because it's either Sunni or Shi'ite"

"Can I fax something to you? 'Could you fax over a copy?' 'No, I can't fax because of where I live' 'Where do you live?' 'The 21st century'"

"A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A stupid person makes it."

"Why did the shark swim in circles? He had a nosebleed."

"What do you call a man with no arms? Anything you want. He is 'armless"

"What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare-line."

"""You can't sleep either?"" Says a voice from under your bed."

"SURGEON: *cutting open patient's torso* NURSE: sir, what are you doing?! this is a knee replacement! SURGEON: there's a Pokemon in there"