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Joke of the Day

"He always wanted a woman that would devour him whole like a gas station roasted chicken. She always wanted a gas station roasted chicken."

"Two psychics bump into each other on the street... The first one says, ""You're fine, how am I?"""

"The other day, I went to www.conjunctivitis.com ... Now *that's* a site for sore eyes..."

"Donald Trump..."

"Say what you will about dung beetles... ...at least they have their shit together."

"Why the musician sold his computer... It was baroque."

"30% of Republican primary voters nationally say they support bombing Agrabah. Agrabah is the country from Aladdin. #NotTheOnion"

"What do you call a building you can't locate? A warehouse"

"I was disappointed to learn that the Discovery Channel's program ""Deadliest Catch"" wasn't about first marriages."

"What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water? I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard."