24881

Joke of the Day

"What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it? A casket"

"To best understand men, you need to grasp the following: 1. They think with their pen!s 2. They wanna fix everything 3. They wanna fix everything with their pen!s"

"A fellow pupil asks little Johnny -Johnny how do you know when your sister has the period? -Umm, it's when daddy's weener tastes of poo!"

"Why are there no mexican in the olympics? Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!"

"Him: Yah, I like my meat rare Me: Rare? Like, unicorn you mean? Him: ...... Me: Our mom's are friends, you have to finish the date"

"QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole."

"When the president is lonely what does he say? I'm Obama-self."

"""That which does not kill you makes you stronger."" So, all things?"

"I was going to make some fat jokes... But i don't think they fit the situation."

"""If you don't have anything nice to say, say as much as you can."" - the internet"