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Joke of the Day

"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny"

"What do you call when a blonde dyes her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence"

"[trying to impress fiancee's entire family] Waiter: Your bill for- Oh I got it! [looks at bill & spits wine] WHO ORDERED THE ""SUBTOTAL""?!?"

"The ""bishop"" came to our church today... He was a fucking impostor. Never once moved diagonally."

"To make it safer to use the mobile phone when I'm driving, I've deleted all my German male contacts. I now completely Hans free."

"My bro and I are building a bar. My step bro and I want to build a bar in Aushwitz to tap an undiscovered tourism market. We want to call it Gin and Jews."

"What do you call a one-eyed deer? I have no eye deer..."

"There's no point to a dull knife."

"Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing!"

"Just witnessed a white girl take a selfie with her coffee in Starbucks. I always heard the legends but never thought I'd see it in the wild."