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Joke of the Day
"*Looks out the window to see it raining fire and brimstone* ""Oh man my car windows are down!"""
Next Joke
"Oh, your account is protected? What do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes?"
"Whats the difference between a shower and a toilet? Showers take in lost of dirty people, but don't take shit from no one."
"What does a frog do when it barbecues? Rib it...duh!"
"What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets? ""May the force be with you"""
"Why was the astronaut so sore? He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid."
"The pope is in Israel with a sheik and a rabbi. If they don't walk into a bar, it's all for nothing!"
"Why did Adele cross the road #To say hello from the other side#"
"""I can't wait to move back to Mexico."" -No Juan, ever"
"Honey I won the Lottery. Overly exuberant husband came home. ""Honey pack your bags I just won the lottery!"" Wife; ""Where are we going?"". Husband; ""We are not going anywhere - get the fuck out!"""