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Joke of the Day

"What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets? ""May the force be with you"""

"What do you call a bouncy plane? Boeing Boeing Boeing"

"I've been smuggling transvestites across the Mexican border. It's not easy being a drag mule."

"Who called it Osteoporosis and not Epic Frail?"

"I hear that strong instruments are best at the inner city. You always hear the news say, inner city violins this... inner city violins that."

"What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. . What do you call nuts on a chest? . Chestnuts. . What do you call nuts on a chin? . A blowjob."

"What's DJ Khaleds favourite number? 11, because it has another one"

"The Kama Sutra has announced a new sex position called The Plumber: You stay in all day and nobody comes!"

"when I have dinner with a vegetarian I order two steaks to use as a bun for my third steak"

"What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip? Recalculating route."