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Joke of the Day

"What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets? ""May the force be with you"""

"[nsfw] I knew a girl who had a miscarriage while taking a shower It was the worst baby shower ever"

"I love you more... - Darling, I feel that you love football more than me. - Honey, but I love you more than hockey."

"My friend got drunk on Candy the other day. He said it was liquor-ish"

"I wrote a book about Homeopathy.... I named it 1001 uses of Alcohol."

"I am 51 and my girlfriend is 8 Months pregnant and I'm starting to panic a little. Do you think I am too old to be a dad?"

"What are the scariest jokes in space? Knock-Knock Jokes"

"Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank? He was drinking on the job."

"Imagine my surprise when I found out ""restraining order"" did not mean she wanted me to tie her up."

"My friends butler lost his left arm in an accident serves him right."