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Joke of the Day
"""I can't wait to move back to Mexico."" -No Juan, ever"
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"""Is that a banana in your pocket or you just happy to see me?"" *Pulls out smart car"
"Whats so great about twenty-five year olds? There's 20 of them! (I can't believe this isn't a repost.)"
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
"It hurts when you go to un friend someone only to discover they beat you to it"
"What did the mushroom say to the chef? Don't eat me! I'm a fun guy!"
"Guys, did you know that as long as you say ""great hit"" or ""great catch"" you can touch another straight guy's butt an it's not even weird?"
"Hitler was quite thirsty... i hear he downed 6 million gallons of jewce"
"I hate when Netflix asks if I'm still watching. You really think I got my life together in the last 2 hours?"
"People can be so easy to read.... ....Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime."