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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a shower and a toilet? Showers take in lost of dirty people, but don't take shit from no one."

"Tell my WiFi love her."

"I bought a female horse around 10pm What a night mare"

"Son: ""Dad! My lsd is missing!"" Dad: ""We have bigger problems son, there's a dragon in the kitchen."""

"Apparently, David Cameron can only be divided by himself, and one."

"What did the frog's girlfriend need when she was on her period? A lily pad."

"An atheist, a vegan, and a Cross Fitter walk into a bar I only know because they told everyone in the first 3 minutes."

"hey you guys... ...""homo erectus"""

"Officer, I swear there is a simple explanation.. ~me standing in the street with no pants, one sock and a turkey baster in my hand"

"Why can't Saudi woman drive? There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom."