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Joke of the Day
"What does a frog do when it barbecues? Rib it...duh!"
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"Jubilee is a mutant who can shoot sparks from her hands, and spontaneously destroy electronics by touching them... So she's basically like my mom, if my mom could shoot sparks from her hands."
"What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? We used to be really tight until you let that dick come between us."
"How do French psychologists like their beverages? froid"
"Someday Kevin Bacon will become a restauranteur... He could open up a steakhouse called *Hoof-Loose*."
"You don't know me. I'm PID 1, init."
"You're so empty inside....nnn....stupid fridge."
"Q: What walks on four legs in the morning, two at noon & three at night? A: The bloodthirsty shapeshifter who hides among us. Trust no one."
"Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter? Because they take a fence to that."
"Used tampons should be hung outside for the mosquito"