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Joke of the Day
"Getting mad at commercials for having interracial families"
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"What's a pirates favorite letter? It's the C"
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"What did the mexican say when a development fell on him? yo get off me, homes!"
"It's truly amazing what Abraham Lincoln accomplished while wearing such a big stupid hat."
"Being a parent is the opposite of the Jenny Craig diet. ""I gained 20lbs & all I did was eat small portions of my toddlers leftover dinner."""
"chocolate just tastes better when you pretend a fat German kid drowned in it"
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"How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? Hella."