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Joke of the Day
"It was so quiet in Chicago during the last inning. You could hear the gunshots."
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"I didn't make this joke up myself.. I reddit somewhere. My coworker said that about me and thought I'd share :)"
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"Boss ""I'm looking for a volunteer."" Me *chops off own legs ""I can't!"" Co-worker ""I'm busy, sorry."" Me ""damn, that's a better excuse."""