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Joke of the Day
"Who won the race between two balls of string? They we're tied!"
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"Ebola is in Dallas? At least the Dallas Cowboys don't have to worry about it. They can't catch anything."
"Growing old is a lot like grammar The past is perfect and the present, tense"
"If my body ran half as much as my mind did, I would never have to skip dessert"
"This is shit Said the winner of world anagram championship"
"what did the cornflake say to the other cornflake? Hi cornflake. don't blame me... you clicked on it... what did you expect?"
"What is the cow's holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas!"
"The NYC smoking ban sucks. Thankfully you can still wear sunglasses indoors, otherwise it'd be impossible to tell who the cool people are."
"I always used to ask my mom if I could lick the bowl... ... She'd always say ""No! Just flush it like a normal person!"""
"So, you don't like hypothermia? All the cool kids are getting it."