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Joke of the Day
"Why did the skeleton cross the road? He had a bone to pick with his neighbour."
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"gleda Fata kuvarsku emisiju na TV... XD"
"I think global warming is real because you hardly see The Penguin on episodes of Batman anymore"
"me: well I grew up without a dad and I turned out okay cw: don't u collect human teeth?? me: yeah but they're not my teeth"
"Yes officer I know it seems like a lot for personal use."
"I just sold Viagra to a guy who thinks it's ambien He's going to be up all night"
"My mate Jim says I might be schizophrenic... which is weird because I don't have a mate called Jim."
"His icy glare melts my creamy core. He's so cold, beads of water drip down his exterior. My walls ache to be drowned by him. -Oreo to milk"
"I just put on sine trousers I haven't worn since a wedding in 2001. I found a Nokia 3210 in the pocket... It still had 2 bars of battery. *some trousers"
"I really only know one thing about Ebola. For some reason, it makes you really wanna go to the airport."