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Joke of the Day

"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar The bartender turns to them, takes one look, and says, ""What is this - some kind of joke?"""

"Skinny jeans are like a cheap hotel... There's no ballroom."

"Her eyes were the color of paint"

"whats got two legs and bleeds..? Half a dog"

"Canadian bird watching is pretty depressing... It's hard to see these birds all aloon."

"Is that a tongue ring? No... my mouth is just liftin weights"

"What do you get if you drink too much Gin? A double Gin"

"How many Donald Trumps does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but he'll get the Mexicans to do it."

"I copied my Match.com bio from a used car website. White Good condition Reliable Cheap No evidence of rear end damage. Must See."

"TIL: The guy who invented the toothbrush plays the banjo in his spare time. Anyone else would have called it a teethbrush."