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Joke of the Day

"I like anal sex the way I like my coffee"

"If you're ever interested in having a near death experience just tell a girl she's not hot enough to be that crazy."

"Procrastination is similar to masturbation The longer you wait the larger the load"

"WIFE: you forgot to run the dishwasher again, didn't you? ME: [drinking milk from a flower vase] no, why?"

"People who say 45 minutes past the hour are the same ones who have kids 89 and 63 months old"

"Did you here about the Blonde who made a large donation to the community swimming pool? She gave 25 Gallons of water!"

"What do you get if you cross the Queen and Prince Philip? Murdered in a tunnel in Paris."

"What if God is gay and created Adam as a lover but Adam was straight and said ""no way God."" Then God got all pissed and created suffering?"

"""Just because you can't dance, doesn't mean you shouldn't dance"" -Alcohol"

"I saw a fight between two Mobius strips It was a little one sided (One of them had a Klein bottle)"