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Joke of the Day

"How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush? If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush"

"How does a solar system have a party? They planet"

"What did the illiterate man say upon realizing the couch he just purchased was made of fake leather? Oh for faux sake!"

"""Dad, where do zebras come from?"" Well son, when a referee loves a horse very much"

"[Weasel & mink are cuddling, watching a nature documentary] Narrator: ...the mink, a close relative of the weasel Weasel: Oh no Susan oh god"

"This bloke at uni today told me he had 90 degrees... I said 90 degrees how is that even possible? He said you just need to look at uni from the right angle"

"Mother: Does your teacher like you ? Son: Like me she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper !"

"What did the German physicist use to drink his beer? Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid."

"What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet? Urine trouble."

"What do you call a fake Apple product? An i-phony"