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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs? Heroine overdose"

"What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer? A pinat"

"Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery? They heard it was a Superfund site."

"If you're throwing babies out with your bathwater, I don't think parenting is for you."

"Why did god invent whiskey? (x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world"

"My wife's so ungrateful The other day I gave her a massive orgasm, and she just spit it out."

"When most people say, ""I'm on a diet,"" what they mean is, ""I eat exactly as much as I normally do, but now I feel guilty about it."""

"What's infinity minus one? A sideways seven."

"""Sir, it appears the bomb was hidden in the Japanese man's beer!"" ""Looks like the killer... BREW his mind."""

"Elephant How can you lift an elephant with one hand?"