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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Black Fisherman? Jailbait."
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"""Apology not accepted"" - what to say if you want to fight in Canada"
"Not sure how coffee got its own table in the living room, but kudos."
"Why did the double agent cross the road? Because he never really was on your side."
"Don't make fun of fat people with lisps... They're thick and tired of it"
"What's attractive in a prostitute ? The Price. Own creation if anyone asks."
"it's weird how Americans say ""soccer"" instead of ""football"" and my dad says ""I wish you were dead"" rather than ""i love you"""
"Life is like a penis... Life is like a penis - simple, relaxed and hanging free... It's women who make it hard!"
"Hey, ancient Egyptians! I'm eating popcorn that I cooked inside a bag in under a minute. Fuck your pyramids."
"Perverts have made it so you can't even park your makeshift surveillance van conspicuously outside girls' college diving team meets anymore."