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Joke of the Day

"A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately the study was conducted by Bill Cosby."

"How many ""friend zoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."

"What do you call two black guys on a white guy? ...half a sack"

"Today I masturbated 8 times! A personal record for me... In my defence Schindler's list was a long film"

"What does the window do when the sun shines on it? It gets Blinded I excuse myself out."

"Don't you hate it when your girlfriend yells out a different name during sex Like bitch, my name isn't ""someone help"""

"what kind of cookies do atoms eat? Fig neutrons"

"What do you call a psychic midget that just escaped from prison? A small medium at large."

"Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing? because he doesn't want to be spotted"

"'Why are you crying Ted ?' asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'"