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Joke of the Day

"What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? Laughing stock."

"What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano? D-flat"

"Why didn't JFK ever like vodka? Because he couldn't handle a few shots"

"I wonder where my brother is, his lunch is getting all cold ... ... ... and eaten.."

"A flyer says to another flyer: ""Yo, wanna hang out tonight?"" The other one replies: ""Brochure!"""

"Use ""damn it"" instead of ""dammit,"" but avoid cursing unless OH SHIT DAMN IT WHO FORGOT TO GET FUCKING COFFEE."

"James Bond is the type of top secret spy who announces who he is, then shoots everyone and sets off a bomb while doing absolutely no spying."

"How was Germany able to Take over Poland so easily. They marched backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving."

"A lot of people make a big deal about age differences in couples. As far as I'm concerned a girl is fair game as soon as she's finished school. So usually at about 3:15"

"What do you call it when two Mexicans are playing basketball? Juan on Juan."