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Joke of the Day
"It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage."
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"What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? ""Holy smoke!"""
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"Right now the owner of Men's Health magazine is beating an editor who forgot to include the phrase 'rock-hard abs' on this month's cover."