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Joke of the Day

"My cat said ""meow"", so I answered with a ""meow"", and now I'm afraid of what I may have agreed to."

"How do you organise a space party? You planet."

"My companies biggest customer is the state of Missouri. I guess it's safe to say Missouri loves my company."

"What's the difference between refrigerators and gay people? Refrigerators don't fart when the meat gets pulled out"

"What do you call someone who rapes a king? A penetraitor."

"did you read dr seuss as a kid because green eggs and damn"

"Maybe early risers just aren't as awesome at sleeping as I am."

"What is Mexico's National Sport? Cross-Country"

"My Boss complains about that i ""come"" too early in work. The Job Pornstar is Hard. :I"

"""Pika pika pika!"" [translated] ""I'm sorry, children. Your father was stolen by a Pokemon trainer who has to beat a child named Gary."""