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Joke of the Day

"How do you call it, when the internet is not working in Germany? ""InterNEIN"""

"I was gonna go to the gym today... ... But it didn't work out."

"Why did the computer split up with the programming language. Because 1 or more arguments were invalid!"

"How long is a chinese name"

"Why do the Scots wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"A wedding is like inviting your family and friends to the dock to watch you leave England on the Titanic."

"Whats the difference between a rooster and a gay surfer? A rooster says, ""Cock-a-doodle-doo."". A surfer says, ""Dude, a Cock will do.""."

"I'm usually not into butt plugs... ...it's actually the other way around :)"

"What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely? An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible...."

"What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman? ... a surprisingly stable person; according to my Homie O'Statis."