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Joke of the Day
"Maybe early risers just aren't as awesome at sleeping as I am."
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"A dad walks in on his son watching porn. The son says, ""Well, at least you know I'm straight, dad."" The dad says, ""Not after tonight, son."""
"What did one angel say to the other? ""Halo."""
"How Gabe Newell counts to 10 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10"
"Did you hear about the white supremacists chemist with a lisp? He was so radium carbon iodine thorium he joined the potassium potassium potassium."
"????LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR ????LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR ????LET THE BODIES HIT THE- ""Carl, you're fired. You're a horrible mortician."""
"BAD MATH JOKE TIME. For pi day, my friend was selling pies as a fundraiser, so because I love pie, I decided to buy two. I went from 0 to 2. I went absolutely nowhere."
"It's 2010, why oh why must my laundry still be segregated?"
"I heard Donald Trump's apartment is made completely from marble. Apart from the showers. Those are golden."
"Man #1 was talking to man #2. Man #2 asked man #1 how his wife Nature was doing. He said ""fine"" Then they heard ""It's time to go!"" #1 said ""well Nature is calling, I've got to go #2."