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Joke of the Day
"My Boss complains about that i ""come"" too early in work. The Job Pornstar is Hard. :I"
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"Have you ever walked into a room and forgot what you went in for? I done it the other day, I walked in and completely forgot why - my mind went blank. 3 seconds later I shat myself."
"If you have never turned away from you children and uttered the words ""What a complete Idiot"" Bravo,you sir/mam are the Jesus of parenting."
"I got pulled over the other day... ..I was pretty scared so I just hung my arm out the window to let him know im not black"
"Wanted to do something patriotic today so I bought a gun and fifty Big Macs."
"What is the difference between a Snowman and a Snow-woman? Snowballs."
"What did one pedophile say to the other? I'll give you two fives for a ten."
"You've gotta be careful talking to Steve Jobs because he'll say the word 'eyeballs' and really be referring to his custom-made Apple gonads."
"A morning text from me doesn't mean ""good morning"". It means ""I'm having very dirty thoughts about you right now""."
"Unrestrained children in the back seat can cause accidents. Unrestrained accidents in the back seat can cause children."