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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between refrigerators and gay people? Refrigerators don't fart when the meat gets pulled out"

"""Hey dad! Did you get a haircut?"" ""No. I got them all cut."""

"""You're better than that"" is almost never true"

"My wife looked different today then it dawned on me. Her mouth was closed..."

"What's your least favorite race? I personally can't stand 5K's"

"Why did Hitler kill himself? He got his gas bill."

"What's the difference between USA and USB? One has standards"

"What do they do when the Queen has a baby? Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby? Fire the dirty old Canon."

"Ex picked up the kids, brought me coffee & took out my trash. This divorce thing is really working out for me."

"Ever heard a band called 1023 Megabytes? Of course not. They haven't made a gig yet."