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Joke of the Day

"""God is dead, but like, dead in a fun way"" - Nietzsche trying to make a first date less awkward"

"How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant? C Moon"

"Indian restaurants make most of their money off of the bread.. They're naan-profit organizations."

"Sean Connery walks into a library and asks for a book on solo photography. ""Shelf E,"" replied the librarian. ""Aye that's the one,"" said Sean"

"""Daddy, there's a mime under the bed!"" That's ridiculous, why would you think that? ""Listen!"" *complete silence* OH DEAR GOD RUN"

"My friend says he has the biggest brain in the world. I think it's all in his head."

"A dragonfly just landed on my face an I reacted the same way I'd react if an actual dragon had landed on my face."

"The fastest way to get your kids to shut up is to ask them a question you want answered."

"How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One."

"Jokes What is Mario's favorite fruit"