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Joke of the Day
"My friend says he has the biggest brain in the world. I think it's all in his head."
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"A mouse jumped out of my stove, but I couldn't catch it. It was out of my range."
"What's the chilliest ground in the premiership ? Cold Trafford !"
"I told my ex-boyfriend to masturbate so he could give me a fucking break once in a while."
"Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled.I laughed at the irony.Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it."
"Whats the difference between racism and asians? Racism has many faces."
"What do you call a group of homosexual musicians from India who never get to play out? A Gay Raj band"
"What do you call a horny dog in the kitchen? A fur-tile bitch"
"What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine? An Alcatholic."
"what amusement park ride do jews not really care for? the holocuaster"