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Joke of the Day
"Indian restaurants make most of their money off of the bread.. They're naan-profit organizations."
Next Joke
"So I encountered my friend with a penguin next to him.. So I said to my friend: ""You should take that penguin to the zoo"" So he responds: ""I already did that, but he didn't like it"""
"How does Harry Potter get down a hill? By running. J.K! Rowling."
"My dad was a construction site thief When I got home all the signs were there."
"So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid Guess that makes it Priustoric"
"Why are there no female serial killers? Because after the first kill, they have to tell someone."
"Don't tell them but... I write horrible things about illiterate people."
"People drive too slow in the fog... I'm just over here not hitting anything. Not even my brakes."
"Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident? He'll be all right."
"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his kids? Because he's black."