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Joke of the Day

"A dragonfly just landed on my face an I reacted the same way I'd react if an actual dragon had landed on my face."

"What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor? Matt."

"I've always wondered what periods were like... Could someone give me a demenstruation"

"Pun contest One day a man saw that there was a local paper puns contest. So he decided to write his 10 best puns and enter them into the contest in hope of winning. Unfortunately no pun in 10 did."

"So two astronauts walk into a club on the moon... One says to the other, ""Let's bounce, this place has no atmosphere"""

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere"

"I'm sorry I'm late. I saw a drawing of the sun wearing sunglasses and spent 4 hours wondering what the f**k he was protecting his eyes from."

"Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls."

"""To each their own"" Translation ~ one of us is right, and well... the other one is you."

"She often thinks about what life may have been outside the asylum, had the cashier refrained from putting her change on top of the receipt."