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Joke of the Day

"Sean Connery walks into a library and asks for a book on solo photography. ""Shelf E,"" replied the librarian. ""Aye that's the one,"" said Sean"

"Haven't heard from my boyfriend in 3 days. Trying to start a prayer chain. He blocked me after I set up a wedding website so please RT."

"Why did the rope not get any presents? Because he was knotty."

"Why did Adele cross the road? Because she wanted to"

"Something came in the mail today.... DEEZ NUTZ!!!! HA!!!! GOT HEM!!! GOT HEM!!!"

"He raised an eyebrow, put his hand down and with one eye on the table, looked expressionless. Never play poker against Mr Potato Head."

"There was a sailor on a ship that was discovered to be gay. When the others found out they tossed him off."

"Me: ""I like you."" Date: ""I like you, too."" Me: ""Well this just got boring."""

"*cooks french fries on your greasy hair*"

"Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians? Christians are not-for-prophet organizations."