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Joke of the Day
"The fastest way to get your kids to shut up is to ask them a question you want answered."
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"Most popular Who is the most popular guy in a nudist colony? The guy that can carry two pots of coffee and a dozen donuts. Who is the most popular girl? The girl that eats the last donut."
"What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill? ""Ouch! I Hermione!"""
"I just thought of a gay pick up line... ""Would you be the Puff Daddy to my Biggie Smalls?"""
"What do you call someone from Massachusetts who murders a bunch of Catholics? A Mass. Mass Mass Murderer."
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car Robin"
"What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !"
"How do you get negative inflation ? Deflation."
"If it helps, a lot of the awful ones are either married or gay, too."
"what do you call a young Chinese prostitute ? SUM YUNG HO"