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Joke of the Day

"You know when motorcyclists give a little wave to each other, I do that when I see someone else eating in their car."

"Believe it or not, my wife and I were actually matched on Tinder. We'd been married for 12 years."

"I only date black girls... Because I hate meeting fathers."

"A News Reporter just described someone as ""Healthy as a Bus"". Yeah....I don't know either."

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands."

"Tingly feeling You know that nice tingly feeling you get when you're falling for someone? That's common sense leaving your body."

"Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? No, and neither did she."

"Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine? Too many Tannens."

"I don't understand why people are in awe when I tell them my grandfather survived Auschwitz. Most of the other German officers did too!"

"What do you call it when my girlfriend kills 250 million unborn children A Swallocaust. I'm not proud of myself."