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Joke of the Day
"I only date black girls... Because I hate meeting fathers."
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"What lurks in the dark, has wings and sucks blood? The new Always Ultra."
"A Mexican Magician Performs a Trick He tells the audience he can disappear into thin air on the count of three. He says ""uno""... ""dos""... *poof* He disappeared without a ""tres""."
"You know what's the problem with Mexican and black jokes? If you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamaal."
"Why is it okay when a woman has sex with someone half her age, but when a man does it, it's awesome?"
"The most offensive jokes thread? I'll start What is the difference between chopping up a baby and an onion? - chopping up an onion makes you cry."
"Why did the blonde run with her bike? Because it was going to fast for her to get on."
"Donald Trump is a proof that internet comments can turn into a human and run for a president"
"Jocelyn from Facebook will unfriend you if you give her a Blockbuster gift card for her stupid baby shower. I know that now."
"whats the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mum cant take a joke"