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Joke of the Day
"What did one lesbian vampire say the other? See ya next month ;)"
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"A skeleton walks into a bar... and he says to the bartender... ""Give me a beer and give me a mop!"""
"What is the Phobia for chainsaws called? Common sense"
"What is the greatest right given to Muslim women? The right to remain silent."
"My favorite sexual position: The Chilean miner. That's where you go down on me and stay there till Christmas."
"ah excellent, an update to this software i use. think i'll select remind me in 4 hours twice a day for the next seven months"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aries ! Aries who ? Aries a reason why I talk this way !"
"I've heard the crime rate in the Philippines drops when Manny Pacquiao fights... The crime rate also drops in Floyd Mayweather's home when Floyd Mayweather fights."
"Just seen a Disney trailer. I've just seen a Disney trailer It said, ""A new movie from the people that brought you Up."" Flipping Heck! I never knew Mum and Dad made films."
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATHE!!!"