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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm? Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone."

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"[meets a cute girl from Scotland] ""Ummm hi your people make fantastic tape"""
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