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Joke of the Day
"I need a joke about lightning keep it pg thanks."
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"Just go ahead and arrest the psychopaths who still have egg avatars."
"My girlfriend complained about my premature ejaculation So I told her ""A wizard never cums late nor early. He cums precisely when he means to"""
"I'm beginning to suspect that my boyfriend is not really a ninja & that he moved out nine month ago."
"My dad says I'm lazy, but he's wrong. I like work. I could watch it for hours."
"An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor... An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor with a torn chiton, asks the tailor, ""Eumenides?"" The tailor responds, ""Euripedes?"""
"If my liver was a person, it'd be Doris, the 50 year old waitress pouring coffee at the truckstop for 35 years & smoking since she was born."
"boss: I've been reviewing the security footage from last night and... me: OH SHIT! boss: OH SHIT IS RIGHT! YOUR DANCE MOVES ARE ON POINT!"
"What's the difference between a pizza and a prostitute? You can order one of them without mushrooms."
"My friend just had a baby. He ordered it online from the Taiwanese black market."