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Joke of the Day
"What is a pirates favourite part of a fish? The aye"
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"I'm more confused than a homeless person on house arrest."
"My Butt giving the day off to employees on Thanksgiving.. **PSYCHE** Probably gonna take a huge dump instead."
"What do programmers hate more than fat women? Fat fingers"
"Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife."
"I can't wait to try Alton Towers newest ride The Air Ambulance."
"Overheard at work: ""that is music to my ears"". Where else would the music go smartypants?"
"Never been able to throw a frisbee too well, but I make up for it by having a huge dong & a really positive attitude"
"what ya doing... your mum"
"A magician was walking down the street .... and he turned into a grocery store"