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Joke of the Day

"Just my luck... ""I sure do like your finger in my pussy, but your ring hurts."" ""Uh, I'm not wearing any rings. Baby, that's my wristwatch..."""

"What do you call a prostitute with cum on her face? A Taxi, Her jobs done."

"Which state does the most laundry? Washington."

"I avoid making friends by being honest with people"

"How many dyslexics does it change to light a take bulb?"

"I used to have a friend who wanted to be run over by a steam train... When he finally was, he was chuffed to bits."

"What is Putin's favorite new ballot? Crimea River"

"A joke I made up inspired by Mitch Hedberg. ""Last week I had to put down my dog. It was sad."" ""I said, you are one dumb dog."""

"A blind guy walks into a bar... His friend then asks if he is okay."

"You know what I like better than a good non-sequitur? ."