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Joke of the Day

"Two blondes meet in college.. one asks the other: ""What year are you in?"" ""Well...2012. you ?"" *Edit. The title could be a joke on its own."

"What car do rich black people drive? A Countach"

"What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show? A roll model"

"So I've Been Making this Joke About Alkaline Metals Recently... I'ts been getting a lot of good reactions!"

"Two things went wrong today 1. My Wife got ran over by a bus 2. I lost my job at the bus company"

"""There's no use crying over spilt milk."" Unless you spill it on a winning Powerball ticket, then you should probably cry."

"There are 10 different kinds of people... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"""why do women always take sooo long to put their makeup on?"" because makeup is war paint for Being In Public, clearly"

"No, I said I wanted to BING you on my kitchen counter. You know, the popular search engine?"

"Alright guys, hit me with your best American joke. I'm an American and I need my ego checked. Ready, GO!"